Pomp and Circumstance

Renting the stupid PhD cap and gown (see below – HOT!): $150 Dissertation binding, rush order (which Harvard will NOT reimburse): $135 Additional dissertation processive fee charged by Harvard: $115 (why??) Sticking it to Harvard by selling my tickets to the afternoon exercises: PRICELESS. Please help me recoup my losses by purchasing my tickets – I have 5 to the afternoon exercises, where Bill Gates (famed Harvard dropout and richest man in the world) will address all of us Harvard suckers who stayed in school. http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/tix/345864153.html 6.7.2007 UPDATE: This Craigslist ad led to another interview for The Boston Globe! This comes almost exactly a year after the famous Size Zero article. I’m practically a regular in the Boston Globe.
POMP & CIRCUMSTANCE