More Satisfied, Blitzed-Out Customers

Thursday, 30 November 2006

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More and more cats are getting hooked on Chairman Meow’s Chinese Take-out Cat Toys. Tarik posted photos and videos of his cats (inexplicably named Radium, Osmium, Wink256, and Deepleted Uranium) getting blitzed on the catnip takeout. Writes Tarik:

It was a catnip induced throwdown, it was the decline of western civilization, it was nancy reagan’s worst nightmare, they got hopped up, they got lovey, they fought, they got munchies, they crashed, they threw one of the toys in the water bowl overnight so they could drink catnip tea.

We hope that Nancy Reagan will lighten her stance on recreational catnip use. We would also like to thank all the latest philantropists who are helping to SAVE CHAIRMAN MEOW:

Tarik S. (Los Alamos, NM)
T. K. (Tokyo, Japan) and friends at Williams College
Geoff (San Francisco, CA)
Anne H. (Palo Alto, CA)

Radium
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2 Responses to “More Satisfied, Blitzed-Out Customers”

  1. lunarlander writes:
    No. 1 — November 30th, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    Wonderful and wild – almost makes me want to stuff a big finely crafted ball of yarn in MY mouth. I suppose there are some places a cat can go that a guy can only dream of – perhaps one day. Until then Viva Chairman Meow! Viva Viva

  2. AO writes:
    No. 2 — November 30th, 2006 at 11:36 pm

    Soon the world will be under the Chairman’s control!

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